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RED ALERT
Friday, September 12, 2008


lots of deadly diseases juz discovered by me me me.....


PCD - *not pussycat dolls...PCD is actually pink colour disorder....this diseases is really contagious among guys n girls.....many of my frens are infected namely KIWI and KAHMUN due 2 too much closure cuz they are couple.....den d disease is transmitted in air borne 2 YVONNE cuz she's KAHMUN roommate.....so now ppl.....tis disease is really dangerous n contagious.....better bcareful........


BD - brain dislocation.....means ppl nowadays r not using their brain correctly......i'm one of them....cuz i'm damn random.....tis disease started wit NICHOLAS cuz he was talking crap n stupid stuff.....n totally not using his brain so i named it brain dislocation....is not as dangerous as PCD, it can b cured if u take proper medicine such as antibiotics.......


MS - mood swings.....most girl will experience this....is normal but i'm making it really big deal cuz is juz abnormal 4 me 2 hav it....LOL....no cure 4 it yet....but i'll find it sooner or later.....trust me, k ppl???mayb i'll feel better after a 12 hours sleep....*laugh*



SDC - sleep deprive child......well i think d teenagers nowadays experience this more den ever.....is quite true actually....cuz college life is damn hectic rite???*nah....who am i joking??kids nowadays juz lyk 2 sleep late n love sleeping......this disease 1st appear in seremban......d person who is infected is JORDAN.....he sleep in d car, in d room, on d table, on d floor, on his bed or sum1's bed.....he juz sleep around....*sounds wrong again.....well lets juz say.......i'm infected also.....



GZS - gap zai syndrome......gap means ogle, zai means hot guys.......girls usually hav tis syndrome but sum guys hav it 2....is not abnormal...mayb he lyk 2 look at guys more den girls.....or he's gay or sumthing.....LOL......there is no cure 4 this syndrome cuz it cannot b cured.....girls will always check out hot guys in their way, but is unnotice-able.....*girl power hahaha.....




GLS - there's GZS of course there's gap lui syndrome......this is 4 guys.....but here r some advice.....wen u checking out hot girl....pls don juz stare at her,k????is very rude.....n is so obvious tat u r ogling her.....n tat's seriously RUDE.......sum girls lyk it sum girls don.....so u wanna do it do it properly n nicely.....learn it from ur girl frenss....



conclusion: if there're more i'll update.....i say IF......


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