10 things NOT to say on your FIRST date 1. my ex is crazy~~ 2. can i take your picture? 3. i just got out of rehab 4. ypu wanna head back to my place? 5. can you pay the bill, i'm short of cash 6. whao, the girl sitting on the next table is HOT!! 7. i would like to get married and hav kids asap. 8. you are so FAT!! 9. why do you break up with your ex? 10. i miss my ex.
pick-up lines which i think is lame/bad/will not work 1. so, you're a girl huh? 2. did you fart? you blow me away. 3. i'll marry your cats just to get into your family. 4. if i told you i'm gay, would you let me hold you? 5. i'm good at math, you + me = 69 * might work *lol* 6. can i stir your drink? mind if i use my dick? *disgusting 7. you are like a candy bar, half sweet half nuts. 8. you are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. * tis is juz bad!! 9. i just shit in my pants. can i get into yours? 10. are you menstruating? if so, i know how to insert tampons.
*many more....lazy wanna type it...too many lame people using lame pick-up lines.
typical break-up lines 1. we need to talk 2. it's not your fault. it's mine. 3. i've lied 4. do you remember when i've said everything is alright. well is not. 5. you are like a sister/ brother to me. 6. i dont love you anymore. 7. i think we are better off friends. 8. do you really want to know why i go out to dinner with he/she? 9. this is not working out. 10. give me back my keys/stuff n etc
did your gf/bf break up with you that way?
conclusion: no comment.....??? i'm clueless....*laugh* u tell me..
10 things NOT to say on your FIRST date 1. my ex is crazy~~ 2. can i take your picture? 3. i just got out of rehab 4. ypu wanna head back to my place? 5. can you pay the bill, i'm short of cash 6. whao, the girl sitting on the next table is HOT!! 7. i would like to get married and hav kids asap. 8. you are so FAT!! 9. why do you break up with your ex? 10. i miss my ex.
pick-up lines which i think is lame/bad/will not work 1. so, you're a girl huh? 2. did you fart? you blow me away. 3. i'll marry your cats just to get into your family. 4. if i told you i'm gay, would you let me hold you? 5. i'm good at math, you + me = 69 * might work *lol* 6. can i stir your drink? mind if i use my dick? *disgusting 7. you are like a candy bar, half sweet half nuts. 8. you are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. * tis is juz bad!! 9. i just shit in my pants. can i get into yours? 10. are you menstruating? if so, i know how to insert tampons.
*many more....lazy wanna type it...too many lame people using lame pick-up lines.
typical break-up lines 1. we need to talk 2. it's not your fault. it's mine. 3. i've lied 4. do you remember when i've said everything is alright. well is not. 5. you are like a sister/ brother to me. 6. i dont love you anymore. 7. i think we are better off friends. 8. do you really want to know why i go out to dinner with he/she? 9. this is not working out. 10. give me back my keys/stuff n etc
did your gf/bf break up with you that way?
conclusion: no comment.....??? i'm clueless....*laugh* u tell me..
Colleen Toh
Foodie. Uber petite. Some therapeutic cooking. Kick boxing.
Malaysia. New Zealand.
And I love chicken rice.
Currently working as a Health Educator (Diabetes) in New Zealand!
I hope the little things in life can make me happy again!
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