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Tuesday, August 3, 2010


OMG to the maximum! No actually I don't know what to say... I am so speechless.... =.='''

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Just that face with lots of sweat!!

I talked to my family recently.. Dad, mum, bro and sis. I shouldn't have turn on my webcam! Should just resists the temptations of my new dog! Rarrr! All your fault, momo!!

Momo, is my new pet back home! He's a black poodle! He is absolutely gorgeous! So cute!!! And of course I miss my Oscar as well! He is still so adorable! *hugs* I miss you so much!!

I was talking to my brother earlier, and I forced him to show me the new puppy! I mean I demanded him to bring the new puppy to me, because I miss my dogs so much!! As usual, he was eating, eating ice cream to be exact! Then my dad came along and talked to me. The first thing he said to me was "You looked a bit like piggy!" I was like "OMG, do I?!" "Rawrrr! Luan luan jiang!" And he was "HAHAHAHAHA!" What the hell right? He was damn bad! I know I gained 2kg, and that freaking 2kg is on my face! The rest of the body is still the same which I hate so much!!! Rawrrr! Same waist circumference, same hips circumference. *Sighh

So later I told my mom what my dad said, she said "The 2kg is on your nose.." " You have a fat nose!" How is that making me feel better? Come on mom, you have got to do better than this. I was like "OMG, OMG! Niuuuuuu" *shaking my head!* Now I have to lose that bloody 2kg I gained on my face after 4 months being here in NZ, so I don't look like a piggy with a fat nose.. GOSHHH.. :D

I know you are probably laughing your ass off now, me too! I am actually laughing while typing! Think of it now, maybe I do have a fat nose after all, if not my dad will not say I looked like piggy, right? Yea yea, I think so too! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so weird! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

How to lose facial fats? I don't know, no idea at all. Starve myself? Er, no, I don't think so. I can start by cutting down my sugar intake which I always fail to do! HAHAHA! I know I am so fail, forgive me.. I am a sweet tooth!! I'll try my best, I will weight myself every time I see a weighting machine, okay? So to see if I lose weight!

Dah lah, physics is killing me, now my weight. I know I sound really paranoid now. Is all PHYSICS' fault!! Seriously! I don't fucking care if I float on Earth, or pressure I exert on things or force. Rawrr! Screw you lar! I hatchu so much! No no, I take it back!!! I love you, I'll treat you better!! Man, you are seriously killing me unconditionally! But I will try my best to love you!

Conclusion: I'm a piggy with fat nose that don't play well with physics! LMAO! Save me please?

stay healthy, stay sexy
live life to the max
xoxo

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