Warning: People with weak heart are not encourage to read. Because is a lapsap.
What's a toyol? I don't know myself until my friend explain it to me. Toyol is a mythical spirit in Malay mythology. It is described as a small child who was killed when it was still in a mother's stomach, also know as dead fetus (scientific wise).
LapSap
It all started when Cheryn (cousin) starting to have nigthmares but she can't recall what is it about, so I screwed with her, by saying it was those unexplainable incident as she's kinda a scaredy cat. Long story short, I told her it was ghosts. They went into her dream to disturb her and etc etc. So that night, we had a couple of friends over to join us for dinner. After dinner, we started talking about Cheryn's nightmare.
Here goes the conversation:
me: You know what, Cheryn has been having nightmare recently. friend 1: Really what is it about? cheryn: I don't remember. me: Maybe is those kind of things. You know, hint hint... Hahaha...*screwing with her.
(Cheryn glaring at me! )
friend 1: Yeah, maybe.. Most probably.. Do you hear anything when you're sleeping? cheryn: Hmmm, I don't know. I told you I don't remember. friend 1: Do you hear children playing or crying? If yes, means is a toyol.
(Cheryn glaring at friend 1!)
cheryn: Stop saying that, is not whatever you just said. friend 1: Why? It can be... (grinning) cheryn: Whose baby then? me: Is mine. It came back to haunt me because I killed it without asking his/her permission. (laughs) cheryn: Is not funny, okay?
All 3 of us were laughing at Cheryn, because we kinda spooked her.
Another day,
me: Cheryn, did you have nightmare again? cheryn: Why? How did you know? me: Because I'm sai lei? (laughs) No, I saw you shaking this morning, as if you're possessed or being dropped from a building. cheryn: Yeah, had nightmare again. (sighing)
Later on the same afternoon, friend 1 texted me.
me: Having break? friend 1: Tut now, lec later. me: Ooo... Then tutor won't say anything about phone usage during the class? friend 1: Nope... Just now, my phone got possessed. me: How come? friend 1: Vibrating nonstop.. Well, it stop now. me: Lol.. Kena rasuk! Hahahaha... friend 1: Toyol. me: What's a toyol anyway? friend 1: The premature dead baby ghost. Tell Cheryn there's one hanging on her back right now. me: Tell her through what's app now! Faster. friend 1: If she ask.. Say got toyol.
So I turned and told her.
me: She said *&!@#$%... You must say this at night in order to scare her. She had nightmare yesterday. The toyol kacau her. Tell her that!! Bahahahaha... friend1: Lol.. Okay..
Friend 1 texted Cheryn. Cheryn became pale and over-reacted, starting jumping all around the place because she thought there was a toyol hanging behind her back. The truth is, she started swearing.. *lol..
me: I think you spooked her. friend 1: XD.. I think I spook her until she's angry already.
I think friend 1 told Cheryn that she needs the pomelo leaf and lime thingy to chase the toyol away. And something about her sounded really stress, and I mean very really stress, so she decided not to reply friend 1. Can you imagie how geng/sai lei is the toyol?
Here's the conversation between Cheryn and friend 1. (you guys have to appreciate it because it took me quite a while and a lot of effort to get this)
cheryn: 你在哪里？ friend 1: 我在tamaki.中 cheryn: 你做么？What's your problem? friend 1: I'm having tutorial and lecture in tamaki. cheryn: Then? Why did you send the above Chinese word to me? friend 1: Sien.. cheryn: Focus on lecture lar. Jangan main hp. friend 1: GOT TOYOL HANGING ON YOUR BACK NOW!! SWEEP HIM OFF!! cheryn: luan luan lai... friend 1: OMG.. cheryn: There's nothing on my back. friend 1: HE'S VOMITING BLOOD AND UNDIGESTED MILK NOW!! cheryn: Wth? =.= friend 1: GOT LA! ASK COLLEEN SEE FOR YOU. cheryn: Colleen said there is nothing. friend 1: Oh no.. You both also don't have 3rd eye. cheryn: Zzzz.. Ong fin.... friend 1: What is ong fin? cheryn: Hahahaha, figure it out yourself. friend 1: Toyol told me he kacau you last night. Gave you nightmare ar? Kesian... cheryn: No, that's not true. I had a good sleep. (she's lying, fail lying) friend 1: Good rest probably, got bad dream. Sleep cant be that good. I will tell toyol to leave you alone. He might not listen but I can try. cheryn: Ishh.. You studied too much psyco thingy. friend 1: I can feel you are stress. Don't worry, later I bring some pomelo leaves and lime water to purify your house. cheryn: I don't need that, thanks. friend 1: Hahahaha, okay.
Evening, friend 2 came home. He came back with a piece of paper in his hands.
friend 2: Eh Cheryn, friend 1 ask me to pass you this.
(Handing over that piece of paper and it says!)
cheryn: WTF?
Friend 2 and I were laughing very loudly. She was so disgusted, she left that piece of paper on the desk for maybe 2 days or more. When friend 1 came over to visit, she shove that paper right at his face and started complaining.
And we all thought that the drama of toyol was over. We were wrong. It came back to haunt Cheryn AGAIN!!
On the 15th of March, Cheryn and I decided to do our laundry. As we put our dirty clothes into the washing machine, she was quiet (I mean, really quiet; the abnormal type of quiet!) Weird right? She's never quiet!! *laughs! So I asked her if she's okay. She turned to me and told me that she lost her panties, 3 white panties. (well, 2 whites and 1 grey but it was white to begin with until she dyed the white into grey.) It was weird, as you all know, I'm unable to fit into her stuff so I'm pretty sure it wasn't me. (In fact, I swaer it wasn't me! Plus I'm not that wuliao!) She looked everywhere, high and low, inside and outside, even the kitchen! But they weren't there. She gave up and was actually very upset about it. She also thought either friend 2 or our neighbours took it. She was getting really suspicious and eating nonstop! She finished friend 2's timtams and some chocolate.She also yelled when I was talking to her! (yes, she was very pissed!)
But here's the good news! She found all her panties the next day!! Where, you asked? Why don't you ask her yourself!
Oh what the heck, I'm revealing here!
She told, she woke up with all 3 panties in her hands! Toyol talked to her through her dreams when she was sleeping. She dreamt about caves and her panties, hence panties in her hands!
Besides Cheryn, friend 2 also lost his tupperware! So far, I haven't lost anything YET! Let's us all hope that I won't lose anything! *laughs!!
Warning: People with weak heart are not encourage to read. Because is a lapsap.
What's a toyol? I don't know myself until my friend explain it to me. Toyol is a mythical spirit in Malay mythology. It is described as a small child who was killed when it was still in a mother's stomach, also know as dead fetus (scientific wise).
LapSap
It all started when Cheryn (cousin) starting to have nigthmares but she can't recall what is it about, so I screwed with her, by saying it was those unexplainable incident as she's kinda a scaredy cat. Long story short, I told her it was ghosts. They went into her dream to disturb her and etc etc. So that night, we had a couple of friends over to join us for dinner. After dinner, we started talking about Cheryn's nightmare.
Here goes the conversation:
me: You know what, Cheryn has been having nightmare recently. friend 1: Really what is it about? cheryn: I don't remember. me: Maybe is those kind of things. You know, hint hint... Hahaha...*screwing with her.
(Cheryn glaring at me! )
friend 1: Yeah, maybe.. Most probably.. Do you hear anything when you're sleeping? cheryn: Hmmm, I don't know. I told you I don't remember. friend 1: Do you hear children playing or crying? If yes, means is a toyol.
(Cheryn glaring at friend 1!)
cheryn: Stop saying that, is not whatever you just said. friend 1: Why? It can be... (grinning) cheryn: Whose baby then? me: Is mine. It came back to haunt me because I killed it without asking his/her permission. (laughs) cheryn: Is not funny, okay?
All 3 of us were laughing at Cheryn, because we kinda spooked her.
Another day,
me: Cheryn, did you have nightmare again? cheryn: Why? How did you know? me: Because I'm sai lei? (laughs) No, I saw you shaking this morning, as if you're possessed or being dropped from a building. cheryn: Yeah, had nightmare again. (sighing)
Later on the same afternoon, friend 1 texted me.
me: Having break? friend 1: Tut now, lec later. me: Ooo... Then tutor won't say anything about phone usage during the class? friend 1: Nope... Just now, my phone got possessed. me: How come? friend 1: Vibrating nonstop.. Well, it stop now. me: Lol.. Kena rasuk! Hahahaha... friend 1: Toyol. me: What's a toyol anyway? friend 1: The premature dead baby ghost. Tell Cheryn there's one hanging on her back right now. me: Tell her through what's app now! Faster. friend 1: If she ask.. Say got toyol.
So I turned and told her.
me: She said *&!@#$%... You must say this at night in order to scare her. She had nightmare yesterday. The toyol kacau her. Tell her that!! Bahahahaha... friend1: Lol.. Okay..
Friend 1 texted Cheryn. Cheryn became pale and over-reacted, starting jumping all around the place because she thought there was a toyol hanging behind her back. The truth is, she started swearing.. *lol..
me: I think you spooked her. friend 1: XD.. I think I spook her until she's angry already.
I think friend 1 told Cheryn that she needs the pomelo leaf and lime thingy to chase the toyol away. And something about her sounded really stress, and I mean very really stress, so she decided not to reply friend 1. Can you imagie how geng/sai lei is the toyol?
Here's the conversation between Cheryn and friend 1. (you guys have to appreciate it because it took me quite a while and a lot of effort to get this)
cheryn: 你在哪里？ friend 1: 我在tamaki.中 cheryn: 你做么？What's your problem? friend 1: I'm having tutorial and lecture in tamaki. cheryn: Then? Why did you send the above Chinese word to me? friend 1: Sien.. cheryn: Focus on lecture lar. Jangan main hp. friend 1: GOT TOYOL HANGING ON YOUR BACK NOW!! SWEEP HIM OFF!! cheryn: luan luan lai... friend 1: OMG.. cheryn: There's nothing on my back. friend 1: HE'S VOMITING BLOOD AND UNDIGESTED MILK NOW!! cheryn: Wth? =.= friend 1: GOT LA! ASK COLLEEN SEE FOR YOU. cheryn: Colleen said there is nothing. friend 1: Oh no.. You both also don't have 3rd eye. cheryn: Zzzz.. Ong fin.... friend 1: What is ong fin? cheryn: Hahahaha, figure it out yourself. friend 1: Toyol told me he kacau you last night. Gave you nightmare ar? Kesian... cheryn: No, that's not true. I had a good sleep. (she's lying, fail lying) friend 1: Good rest probably, got bad dream. Sleep cant be that good. I will tell toyol to leave you alone. He might not listen but I can try. cheryn: Ishh.. You studied too much psyco thingy. friend 1: I can feel you are stress. Don't worry, later I bring some pomelo leaves and lime water to purify your house. cheryn: I don't need that, thanks. friend 1: Hahahaha, okay.
Evening, friend 2 came home. He came back with a piece of paper in his hands.
friend 2: Eh Cheryn, friend 1 ask me to pass you this.
(Handing over that piece of paper and it says!)
cheryn: WTF?
Friend 2 and I were laughing very loudly. She was so disgusted, she left that piece of paper on the desk for maybe 2 days or more. When friend 1 came over to visit, she shove that paper right at his face and started complaining.
And we all thought that the drama of toyol was over. We were wrong. It came back to haunt Cheryn AGAIN!!
On the 15th of March, Cheryn and I decided to do our laundry. As we put our dirty clothes into the washing machine, she was quiet (I mean, really quiet; the abnormal type of quiet!) Weird right? She's never quiet!! *laughs! So I asked her if she's okay. She turned to me and told me that she lost her panties, 3 white panties. (well, 2 whites and 1 grey but it was white to begin with until she dyed the white into grey.) It was weird, as you all know, I'm unable to fit into her stuff so I'm pretty sure it wasn't me. (In fact, I swaer it wasn't me! Plus I'm not that wuliao!) She looked everywhere, high and low, inside and outside, even the kitchen! But they weren't there. She gave up and was actually very upset about it. She also thought either friend 2 or our neighbours took it. She was getting really suspicious and eating nonstop! She finished friend 2's timtams and some chocolate.She also yelled when I was talking to her! (yes, she was very pissed!)
But here's the good news! She found all her panties the next day!! Where, you asked? Why don't you ask her yourself!
Oh what the heck, I'm revealing here!
She told, she woke up with all 3 panties in her hands! Toyol talked to her through her dreams when she was sleeping. She dreamt about caves and her panties, hence panties in her hands!
Besides Cheryn, friend 2 also lost his tupperware! So far, I haven't lost anything YET! Let's us all hope that I won't lose anything! *laughs!!
Colleen Toh
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And I love chicken rice.
Currently working as a Health Educator (Diabetes) in New Zealand!
I hope the little things in life can make me happy again!
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The story of toyol
